For fun, here are the results of the straw poll on Pop Star, with what I think was about 1,300 to 1,500 votes (hard to tell since multiple answers were allowed. My suspicion is that about 150 of you just checked all the boxes). The number in parentheses is when I count those 150 votes that I think voted for all of them.

1. Kendra Sunderland is fucking hot! - 32% (26%)
2. They are just really cute! - 25% (22%)
3. Jesus Christ, stop being so obsessively need about this shit and just write, would you? - 22% (20%)
4. No extra characters texting - 15% (16%)
5. I like how neurotic she can be - 3% (9%)
6. I like how oddly confident he is - 2% (8%)

Breaking that down, it looks like (by wildly speculating):

1. I'm horny - 40%
2. I like the story - 30%
3. I'm basically horny for the story - 20%
4. I actually don't like this particular story - 10%

Thanks to all of those who took part!

~TT